February 2012
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
thanks for always being there for me plan b
Watch
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
2 tags
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
i bet yall didnt know i get paid to go on tumblr
instead of doing invoices and shit at work i just go on tumblr
#hateonit
holocaustsurvivor asked: IT'S NOT HERPES BEYTCH.
Gramma: Jake do you like my teapots?
Mom: you can have them when she dies.
idiotblogger:
the only thing gayer than a guy with the white iphone, is a guy with a white ipad
virginest:
okay i’ll just come out and say it
what the fuck does 1612th mean
saddeer:
i either wear no underwear or only underwear the two worlds never meet
