December 2011
katara:
yes i hit on 16 year olds
no i am not a pedophile
yet
me: my mother just died oh my god
david karp: why didnt you uninstall missing e
diaryoftheblackannefrank:
i am laughing so hard because im watching ghetto girl fights on youtube and i have the snowflake feature on
buttttt…….i poop from…there…….
disexist:
the..ex.act…words…im.saying to david karp when hes on his deathbed:
I am going to continue to use Missing-E. I understand that I should anticipate potential bugs, data loss, a lack of privacy, and performance issues, and that Tumblr will not provide support for my account.
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what the hell someone better come get me and hangout or im going to have a nother lonely night of tripping balls all alone
#loser
i need to stop blogging at work
i cant count how many times people have walked into the office and i was reblogging tits
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methodact:
good bands on warped tour 2012
bayside
derpes:
my mouth said no homo but my heart said all the homos
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ta-voix replied to your post: I’m tripping balls and all alone plz talk to me
hi :3
helllllo
whatsssuppp
I’m tripping balls and all alone plz talk to me
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hravestmoon:
nobody has “mesothelioma” stop trying to make it a thing
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
gaWWWd i hate pity following people i know irl
and when i unfollow they get all butthurt
#overit
wvnderbar:
while satan was on his annual tour of the uggs factory, the excutives allowed him to design his own boot for public consumption to thank him for making their shoes as popular as they are
i think i consume more triple c pills than actual food
#LIVINGTHEDREAM
slowking:
silent duck
Robbie SelfMade Vuitton Wat Nigga don’t like have sex? A. Dum one Like · · 2 minutes ago via mobile ·
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
confession
on xmas i got a booty pop
and i tried wearing it
but it felt like a bra on my butt soooooooo needless to say i wont b getting a black bf anytime soon
WahHHHjhh