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Mar 1st

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imthedad: My nintendo DS user settings are the same as they were in 2005. The personal message urges me to “Live Humbly/Die Violently”

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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angl0philiac: dr. oz freaks me out he just knows a lot about feces more than any one man should know about feces

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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sleeping alone sucks so bad

Feb 28th

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saddeer: i had my bat mitzvah, quinceanera and sweet sixteen at mcdonalds

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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adamusprime: i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something” and karp was like

Feb 26th

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thanks for always being there for me plan b

Feb 26th

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Watch

Feb 25th

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unable to see my haters

thehibachi:

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys

Feb 24th

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